Just so there’s no confusion, these tapestries are printed not quilted or woven; they’re designed as wall hangings and not as fitted sheets, so they designed to hang them from walls rather than elastic bands to fix them to sheets. That said, they still look cool as Indian-style bed spreads.

Additionally, these tapestries should not be used as parachutes or flotation devices, are not approved by the American Dental Association, and do not include batteries.

However, they do make great beach and picnic blankets, sun canopies, super-hero capes (powers not included), togas, ceiling décor, couch covers, window curtains, and contain less sodium than the leading brand.